True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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