Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
operation have a gay friend backfired
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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