I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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