Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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