38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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