She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I have feelings that need drinking.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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