Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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