Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
