So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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