yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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