I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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