Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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