Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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