Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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