Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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