the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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