found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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