How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
