porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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