he thought i was a dude.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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