I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Watching her eat just hurts me
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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