I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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