On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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