Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Randomize
