How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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