oh god the rape fog is back!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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