D3 body, D1 cock
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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