just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
