If that was your dad, he is hot
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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