just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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