Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We were destined to go to rehab together
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
