belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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