Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
no you cant smoke seaweed
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Randomize
