He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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