Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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