im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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