Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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