K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
You're so nebulous sometimes
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
