i think i have herpe
just one?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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