i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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