is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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