It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
