Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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