Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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