? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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