In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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