Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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