I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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