why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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