If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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