she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
operation harelip BJ is a go
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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