i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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