"it" just moved
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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