I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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