I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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