the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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